środa, 18 marca 2009

Bajka z pleneru literackiego.

KRÓTKA BAJKA O CZAJNIKACH Z GWIZDKIEM (do wykonywania przez dzieci w szkołach, świetlicach i innych tego typu placówkach)

Był raz sobie czajnik z gwizdkiem, nazwijmy go A, który gwizdał o, tak: (tutaj przykład).
Był też inny czajnik, nazwijmy go B, który gwizdał trochę inaczej. O, tak: (tutaj przykład).
Jeżeli od gwizdu czajnika A odejmiemy gwizd czajnika B, to wychodzi nam coś takiego: (tutaj przykład).
Jeżeli weźmiemy teraz „coś takiego” i każemy to odtworzyć górnikowi w pełnym umundurowaniu po dwunastu godzinach świętowania Barbórki, to przechodzimy na infradźwięki, a to jest zupełnie bez sensu i do tego niepedagogiczne, dlatego to już

KONIEC
(tutaj przykład).

1 komentarz:

  1. a: tiiiiiii
    b: tuuuuuuu
    c: y

    This is the end
    Beautiful friend
    This is the end
    My only friend, the end
    Of our elaborate plans, the end
    Of everything that stands, the end
    No safety or surprise, the end
    I'll never look into your eyes...again
    Can you picture what will be
    So limitless and free
    Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand
    In a...desperate land
    Lost in a Roman...wilderness of pain
    And all the children are insane
    All the children are insane
    Waiting for the summer rain, yeah
    There's danger on the edge of town
    Ride the King's highway, baby
    Weird scenes inside the gold mine
    Ride the highway west, baby
    Ride the snake, ride the snake
    To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
    The snake is long, seven miles
    Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold
    The west is the best
    The west is the best
    Get here, and we'll do the rest
    The blue bus is callin' us
    The blue bus is callin' us
    Driver, where you taken' us
    The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
    He took a face from the ancient gallery
    And he walked on down the hall
    He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he
    Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
    He walked on down the hall, and
    And he came to a door...and he looked inside
    Father, yes son, I want to kill you
    Mother...I want to...fuck you
    C'mon baby, take a chance with us
    C'mon baby, take a chance with us
    C'mon baby, take a chance with us
    And meet me at the back of the blue bus
    Doin' a blue rock
    On a blue bus
    Doin' a blue rock
    C'mon, yeah
    Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill
    This is the end
    Beautiful friend
    This is the end
    My only friend, the end
    It hurts to set you free
    But you'll never follow me
    The end of laughter and soft lies
    The end of nights we tried to die
    This is the end

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